Tag Archives: humor

Adventures in Parenthood

Things my husband and I have done this week: 1. Argued with someone to get my grocery list back. 2. Wiped poo off the hallway wall. 3. Found the hood to the cat box in the living room. 4. Made … Continue reading

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Friday Favorites Feb. 19

Another Friday already? Time seems to go faster now than it did when I was employed. How does that work? Having another rough week, but powering through as usual. Here’s the faves. 1. The IRS. HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA AH AHAHA. … Continue reading

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For the Other Towhead Mamas

Once my son’s white-blonde hair sprouted, I have heard from countless people the expression “towhead”. I had never heard it before, and for some reason I wanted to take offense to it, so I did a bit of research on … Continue reading

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You Might Be a Mom…(3)

A few from the weekend: …if you clean out your purse and find more sand than anything else. …if you comb a major league ballpark in search of a food stand that sells milk.

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Momfinitions

Funny contest from Twitter Moms: 5 of your favorite “momfinitions”. Stop n Scan: a child cries at the playground and all the moms stop n scan to see if it’s theirs. Spreader: a moist stain that you spread around on … Continue reading

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Obsession: David Sedaris

You’re never going to believe this, but up until about 12 hours ago, I was a complete David Sedaris virgin. Yes me, the creative writing degree holder. We’re all supposed to read him in college, right? Well for some reason, … Continue reading

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