Momfinitions
Fun contest from Twittermoms and ParentsConnect. Here are my 5 momfinitions (check the site for more hilarious entries):
1. Stop n Scan: a child cries at the playground and all the moms stop n scan to see if it’s theirs.
2. Spreader: a moist stain that you spread around on the clothing so that it dries faster.
3. Bean Burrito: newborn that you finally got snugly swaddled and then they poop.
4. Wishful Diapering: digging through the black hole that is your giant mom purse in the hopes you remembered to put a diaper in there.
5. First Five 15: the weight you put on eating the food your kids leave on their plates.
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Love the last one…so true!