Monthly Archives: October 2009
Sleep!
My advice to pregnant women: Sleep. Sleep like your life depends on it. Go to bed at 7pm, get up at 9am and eat breakfast and go back to bed. Because, this is the last time in your life you … Continue reading
Now I am a Statistic
Yesterday, I was laid off. My employment fell prey to the recession. You know, the one that’s over? Mentally, I’m optimistic. I didn’t enjoy the job very much, and it was keeping me from several side projects that I would … Continue reading
The Flu
My head is spinning over this H1N1 stuff. The media are simultaneously telling us that OMG YOU COULD DIE and OMG THE VACCINE IS BAD FOR YOU. So…what are we supposed to do? Duct tape and Saran wrap our windows … Continue reading
Nice
The other day, I went all the way downtown to the mall, which I never do, because I was desperate to see what H&M had on the racks after seeing some ads in a recent magazine. AKA moment of weakness. … Continue reading
Habit
The pacifier. My current nemesis. I spend 97% of my time with my arm shoulder deep under some piece of furniture, desperately trying to find one there because all of them are lost and it’s NAPTIME SWEET JESUS IT’S NAPTIME … Continue reading
