Monthly Archives: July 2009
Walker
Finally, at 14 months old, Bowie has decided that this whole walking thing may after all be a viable means of transportation. HE IS WALKING, PEOPLE. So for all you other moms of 12 and 13 month olds whose kiddo’s … Continue reading
Another
Bowie was basically 3 seconds old the first time someone mentioned our second child. The doctor pulled him out (FINALLY) and said, “the second one will be easier”. Yeah, thanks doc. Anyway, it’s been a pretty popular question ever since: … Continue reading
Momfinitions
Funny contest from Twitter Moms: 5 of your favorite “momfinitions”. Stop n Scan: a child cries at the playground and all the moms stop n scan to see if it’s theirs. Spreader: a moist stain that you spread around on … Continue reading
Obsession: David Sedaris
You’re never going to believe this, but up until about 12 hours ago, I was a complete David Sedaris virgin. Yes me, the creative writing degree holder. We’re all supposed to read him in college, right? Well for some reason, … Continue reading
Feet
I have inherited my mother’s incredibly mangled, messed up feet. My big toe joints are deformed and all out of whack, which leads to a lot of other issues. They really are a sight to behold. At the tender age … Continue reading


